***DM THOUGHTS IN BLUE***
***DF THOUGHTS IN PURPLE***
***HIGHER SELF IN RED***
***BOLD, ITALIC AND WITHIN QUOTATIONS CAME FROM PENDULUM***
“Are you sure he would want to do this?” “YES”
“YES – MNS TRYNG TO WAKE UP”0777773WGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH4
What are we going to call this little girl for now? Until I find a good home for her? Her twin brother is a littler bigger and I named him Jager. (prounounced YAY-gur)
I got it. Snazzy. Snazzy Peaches.
Snazzy Peaches, Jager Kitty and Oreo Jr. need good homes. I bet Daniel will let me print out a cool flyer to post at Tech on the color printer.
Yesterday at work, Chef was all, “I know more than you think I know…” But would not give me any of that juicy intel. I tried prying and he shut me down muttering something about boundaries. Drat. Will have to find another way.
Call me a stalker?
“TM TO WRK”
You know exactly what I want this post to be about. So, get started.
Huff, huff. Can’t give me a second or two to show off the kittens?
Reverse pendulum and a bunch of other stuff. Come on, comDSe on. Let’s get started.
What was the question?
“SD IS SHE PRVT WTH WHT SHE WNTS FRM HER PARTNR IN BEDRM”
How am I going to train my guy to hit all the right spots, in the right way? By keeping it to myself?
That is what is wrong with so many relationships nowadays. No one is open and honest about what turns them on/off in the sack. Folks are just too damned worried about what the other will think of them. For example, some girls think that their guy must secretly be gay because they want to give it to them in the butt. No ladies, that does not mean they are gay. Just the taboo-ness in anal sex alone is enough to get most women to at least try it. So long as your dude knows what the hell he is doing, goes slow at first, makes her comfortable and then lets her tell him when to move in further, then out, etc. Ladies, if you want your hair pulled while riding his horse, do not be afraid to let him know. Chances are any guy will appreciate any honesty from a woman with the stuff she is secretly into. And then it will turn him on. It is a win-win.
How the hell did we get on the subject of anal sex?
Beats me. I am too lazy to re-read what we already typed.
One Way Or Another by Blondie is on right now. Spotify or something else will not let me post the link tonight so readers can listen to the song if they want.
Right. Answer: “NO”
Question: “ON BRTH CONTRL?”
“PROBLM FOR ME”
If condoms are a problem, we don’t need to do it. It is that easy for me, bro. There are so many things wrong with The Pill, I will never do it again. The IUD was cool because I did not have a period for a couple years. But the cramps you get after they put it in are excruciating.
You should know that everything happens for a reason. Women have had babies after having an IUD put in and even after having their tubes tied. It is just like Malcolm says in ‘Jurassic Park’, “Nature finds a way.” Whether that is with the person you are fucking now or fucking later. If it is supposed to happen, the kid is going to happen. If I do not have to put myself under a knife or have some foreign piece of material implanted into my uterus, I am not going to.
“Is there anything else?”
“No, I am not mad. Does my energy feel angry?”
“NO BUT NW I FEEL LK A PIG”
Don’t be too hard on yourself. It is programming that makes us think the way we do about things like this. Think about all the reasons you gave me today about why kids are a bad idea. The reasons you gave all had something to do with money. How expensive they are. They have to have the new Iphone, etc. The reasons I gave were about having to worry about them when they are hurt or gone, because they are a part of you. Kids are an expense. Sure. How much of an expense is up to the parent(s). If you are scared of what people think when Jr is throwing a tantrum at the supermarket because he wants Skittles, by all means buy them to let him know he has you wrapped around his finger and make an appointment for the dentist. Letting the little tykes know then that they can have whatever they want so long as they embarrass Mommy and Daddy badly enough is the reason, they end up getting the latest Iphone on demand when they are older.
Oh, and just so you know, Jr. does not have to have the new Iphone. Jr. does not have to have a phone in the first place. If Jr. wants a phone, he can mow some lawns, wash my car-cuz you know it needs it-help out around the house to earn money to buy his own fucking phone. Teach the little guy that when he works for something he will appreciate it more. None of this, “Mom, my screen broke I need another phone.” When kids know they have to buy the next one on their own, they will suddenly begin taking better care of the first one. All of the song and dance in your head about having children is all about taking away from your stash. That is a horrible way to put it, but kind of, it is.
I do not knock you for it. That is the side you chose on your mission through life, while I chose the opposite for this life. Middle-class, dysfunctional family, struggling my entire life to make ends meet. I learned early what people had in their pockets, strapped to their feet, who they were friends with, how much they had stashed in the bank did not define them as a person. It did not make them any nicer, any more trustworthy, any more of anything. A cardboard cutout of their actual selves is what rich and pretentious people have always been to me. The ones I knew, anyway. This is why I have never been attracted to men with money. If I was attracted to them, I would just nail them and then ghost. No way could I ever be myself around a flock of Richie Riches gathered at the yacht club.
You and I are the same, but one of us did the struggle game and one of us did the cheddar game. Working for each and every dime you earn creates a different kind of personality, though. There will be a difference in the belief systems in two separate individuals throughout life if one is given financial assistance at the drop of a hat when life gets hard, as opposed to the individual who has to work three jobs in order to get to the same result. I prefer to date the second person. My mother created a woman who is attracted to a strong work ethic in men.
So no, I cannot be upset at anything you may truly believe based on the programming you received growing up around the people you grew up with and the experiences you faced throughout your life.
I am hungry. I am going to run to Circle K. Back in a few.
Call me a stalker? You got nerve.
“TM TO WRK”
“What are we doing tonight? Bedtime for me tonight is no later than 2am.”
“U VWY PRTTY”
“Chef Stephen’s energy was so different that second half of my shift after having gotten back from the dentist.”
“LKS THAT U CAME BK TO FNISH UR WRK AND NT PWN IT OFF ONTO SMONE ELSE”
“RVS PENDULM TM?”
Let’s do it.
Question: “WHN SHE PT HER NEW TUNES ON TODAY DOES SHE KNW I CN HEAR IT?”
It is hard to hear the music from my phone in my back pocket myself, let alone ten steps away from me in a noisy kitchen. However, after pressing SHUFFLE on The Playlist, the first few songs were all about sex. ‘Touch of My Hand’ by Britney Spears, ‘Desire’ by Meg Myers were two that I remember off the top of my head. I will say, “Current energy, please,” then hit SHUFFLE.
Trip out on this, though. One day a couple of weeks ago, Chef had his Spotify going from his phone on the speaker in the kitchen. He does not pay for premium, so every couple of songs we all hear a quick ad. No biggie, right? Then the song, ‘Tempted’ played from his phone. You know which song, I mean?
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What’s been going on
Now that you have gone
There’s no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
You remember that day?
“YES – RT WHN U SD U NVR HRD THE WRDS TIL JST THEN – VWY MN TEASNG ME”
“Hello? Did you completely bypass the fact that the Universe is trying to speak to you on your devices, too? Remember when you were playing one of your jazz stations and then suddenly ‘Interstate Lovesong’ by Stone Temple Pilots squeezed in there somehow?”
“THT WZ ODD WASNT IT?”
That song has been playing from The Playlist lots lately for me, too. I figured out why it resonates, but it is rather personal.
I got you.
Question: “HS SM GOALS AS ME?“
We do? Goals such as…?
“WRK TO HELP FIGHT CRIME ON ERTH”
You know, we did all this with Griego, remember?
“CHEF WSNT THR YET”
Question: “WLL SHE WNT TO SEE OTHR PPL IF WE STRT TO C EA UDDR?”
“MNS WNTS TO HV A GD TM WTH NO EXPECTASHNS – GO WTH THE FLW SEE WHR OUR ENRGY ENDS UP. IF LUV HPPNS THTS A DFF STORY”
“SAME – SOON FND OUT”
“Work is so much more fun when you are there.”
“SM WTH U – VVY RLLY ANNOYS ME”
“I see it in your face when you have to speak with her. It is hilarious because she does not see the annoyance like I do. Thank you for saving me from working with her on those catering jobs.”
“NO PROB – WD RTHR HV U CLOSE TO ME”
“How long did you tell Tech this position was supposed to last for you?”
“That explains your VWY temporary lodgings over at the student apartments near the school. No way would you take a job out here to ‘commute’ like you are doing now a couple times a week with no plans of looking for a home out here to move your wife and dogs with you.”
***INCOMING MSSG ALERT***
“U R BNG CLLD A HERO”
By who? For what?
“ST POPO YOU SPK TO SYS U LFT MSGS IN VML BX OF MAUREEN STATING IF FOUL PLAY SUSPCTD SHE DEAD AND U KNW WHT HAPPND”
“Yeah, you guys said that a couple months ago. Still have not heard a thing from and ST POPO.”
“What was the best part of your day?”
“PLYNG WTH U NR SMONE WE LOVE”
“Is you diggin’ the little inuendoes throughout the day?”
“TOY STORY ALL TM FAVE MOVIE”
“Jaws for me.”
“What is something strange Chef Stephen has noticed recently to let him know something odd is going on?”
“RPTNG NUMBRS 44 N 69”
“What does it mean when you show him a 44?”
“MNS WE LETTNG HM KNW WE R HERE TO WRK THROUGH THS WTH HM N TO PY ATTNTN TO SNS AND SYNCHRONCTY”
“Why show him the 69 so much?”
“MNS U R THNKNG OF HIM”
“Seriously? Every time he sees a 69, it means I am thinking of him wherever I am?”
“YES – AND WHN U SEE 22 MNS DM THNKNG OF U”
“I was seeing 22 before I met Chef.”
“YES – BUT HE WS WATCHNG U LONG B 4 U 2 MET”
“He knows I know why he is there. He now knows I know why I met Chef Mike. He knows I know Chef Mike was not going to Idaho for a three-month contract to cook at a school bringing only two duffle bags.”
“Why not come to me about it now?”
“U R WHN THE SHIT HITS THE FAN”
“When is that?”
“WN U STRT OTHR WMN THNG WTH CHEF FR A WHILE – STOP THRE – GO WTH THE FLOW”
“My new favorite song ‘Living Dead Girl’ by Rob Zombie. I hear it all the time the last month or so.”
“LTTNG U KNW U HV 2 FAKE UR DEATH”
“Did Vivy really go to Daniel about Chef and I being ‘inappropriate’ in the kitchen?”
“What was Daniel’s response to Vivy?”
“SD THAT U AND CHEF HV A SPOOKY RELATIONSHIP NO ONE ELSE UNDRSTNDS BUT THEM. SD – U KNOW VVY U COMPLN ABT CRSTNA MORE THN EVRY STFF MEMBR HERE COMBINED. WOULDNT IT BE BETTR TO TN ALL THT FOCUS TO U? BCUZ THIS IS BOARDRLN HARRASSMNT”
“DANIEL HS YOUR BACK – HE KNWS WHAT U ARE AND WHO VVY IS – U R NOT LVNG TECH UNLSS U WNT TO LEAVE”
Alrighty. It is 1:15am. We have 45 minutes to trip Chef Stephen the fuck out so he can begin to see just how much more special he already thinks he is.
You just called me conceited.
I know. Ready?
I love you.
I love you.
“VWY UNIQUE WAY OF WAKNG UR DM”
“Thanks. It should help him lots. Here we go: First, if you please, list of things that would only resonate with Chef Stephen. Things there is no way i could possibly know.”
“UNDRCVR CIA AGT ASSIGND TO PROTCT ASSET TORRES C”
“SPL CIRCMSTNCES QNS STPHNS CURRNT POSITION AT TECH”
“What are those special circumstances?”
“DID NT ANTICIPATE FALLNG FOR U – VWY CONFLCT OF INTERST”
“Why does C TORRES require all this surveillance and protection?”
“SHE KNOWS THNGS THAT WLL SOCK DNGEROUS PPL AWAY – NOT SAFE”
“Is the picture of the Chef Lady on the ‘cover’ Facebook page Photoshopped into another picture of catering going on in the background? I will not name the page or website.”
“Yo, why is Chef Tom hitting me up again?”
“TOM CIA AGT -“
“TRYNG TO INITIATE CONTACT WTH U – SYS U CN READ MINDS – POPO QNING HIM ON WHT U KNOW”
“I know dick.”
“MNS UV STRTD A WITCH HUNT – LITERALLY”
“Today and yesterday, I felt like there was someone watching me. Someone hiding. Hangs around when the line is open. I could just be paranoid.”
“NO – RT – ME CANNT SEE U AT ALL TMS – NECESSRY TO HV EXTRA EYES ON U”
“That explains why my new hours are putting me at work at the exact time you are at work.”
“That explains why you preferred to take me to work instead of my walking to work that Sunday?”
“Question…did Chef Stephen intentionally put on that particular sweater in hopes I would like it on him?”
“NO – ONLY THNG CLEAN”
“Oh, okay. He just happened to -“
“YES – LYNG RT NOW – DSNT WNT U TO KNW HE TRIED TO LK GOOD FR U”
“Oh? Why doesn’t he want me to know he tried to look good for me? All it does it score him points.”
“ITS A GUY THNG”
“I see. Well, know I thought you were absolutely hot and delicious looking the day you gave me a ride to work.”
“Yes, I fantasize about you in the shower.”
“Yes, I just heard you ask yourself if I ever fantasize about you in the shower.”
Outside the shower, too.
“Are you asking what changed from when I first met you to now?”
I listened instead of just seeing.
When I became more aware of my surroundings, I began to notice some crazy weird things. Call them synchronicity if you want to.
First, he probably has no idea that what made me notice him, and I mean notice him, was when he through out that line from ‘Beetlejuice’. Who else in the world is going to just have my favorite line in his back pocket waiting to use it at just the right time?
Chef watched all my favorite television shows. He digs the same kind of music, and we like lots of the same movies. He is a movie buff like I am.
Since I was six years old, I have wanted to learn to play the drums. Chef Stephen plays drums.
When this all started in 2017 and my awakening symptoms started to drive me nuts, one YouTube video of a tarot reader, one of the first ones I ever watched, specified that my next life love would be someone I work with, a chef and likes to wear hats.
Before meeting, one of the twins will usually pick up a hobby of their twin, start a new job in the same field of their twin, things like that. I picked up pool and a catering position before meeting Chef. (Thought I do not have confirmation that Chef Stephen even knows what a pool cue looks like.)
In highschool, I was in both Army and Air Force J.R.O.T.C. Was really thinking hard about joining the military. Tried for the Navy a few years after highschool. After some testing at M.E.P.S., I could not swear in and forgot all about it when I got home from Fresno that weekend. But, Chef? Chef Stephen was in the Army. Did his four years and got out, I think. I forgot what he told me.
That happens a lot.
Bologna. I bet you cannot name two times when I forgot what you told me.
What do you want to bet?
That sure of yourself, are you?
Make it easy on yourself.
I will name three times you forgot what I told you. If I can name three times you legitimately forgot something Chef Stephen or I, DM, told you, you agree to be my slave for a week.
I’m down. Err wait…did you mean slave at work or slave at home? Because, if you meant slave at work, I think I am busy that week. If you meant slave at home, my first thought is how thin the walls are over there in the student apartments? Will I need to bring duct tape for my mouth? Or anything else, for that matter?
Skydiving was an exciting time in my life, early twenties. Twenty-two jumps under my belt. No tandems, no static line jumps.
Chef did static line jumps in the military.
Most of my life was spent living in southern California. Listening to Chef talk about his life throughout the time he has been working with us, I discovered we lived in lots of the same cities and sometimes at the same time.
When I began my journals of questions trying to learn more about Kieran, I assumed I was getting information on Kieran…whom I thought was my Divine Masculine.
Both our parents got married young and about the same age. 21,
He has three brothers, no sisters. I have no brothers, three sisters. (half-sisters, actually. I never see them.)
I never had any interest in cooking. Stephen went to Chef School.
We both do not have children.
He worries about gold-diggers. I am the opposite of a gold -digger.
There is a ten-year gap in age between us.
Twin flame mission is something the twin pair will usually do together. Opening a non-profit something or other, starting a Twin Flame tarot video channel on YouTube, starting a small business selling natural oils and shit. Once the DF is fully woken and has learned her life lessons, she is then supposed to begin working on her part of twin flame mission. When DF has successfully let go of the physical idea of her Divine counterpart and learn to live with them within her, this is when the Divine Masculine begins his wake process. in the physical. Since the pair are connected, mind, body and soul, the use of telepathy and other Divine powers provided by the Divine are used by the twins on a most sub-conscious and spiritual level. Divine Feminine, having successfully learned her lessons is now able to provide the positive feedback and love to her counterpart through her actions to heal herself and thus, heal him.
Divine Feminines lead. Divine Masculines follow. That makes so much sense now.
All those damn tarot video readings I watched were all the same. “Someone is watching you…someone is wearing a mask…”
Well, no shit.
****MORE TO COME****
Wait, three times you forgot what Chef told you.
- He told you to go suck an egg. (He did not.) Just checking to make sure you are paying attention.
- Do you remember Chef told you to learn how to brush a dog along the side of their coat where the hairs?
“Nope. I don’t. No wait, I do remember. He was standing in front of cooler number four, right?”
“SO U REMEMBRD ONE TNG IVE TLD U – VWY LUCKY THS TM”