03-03-2022 The thoughts I hear from you during astral sex are fucking hilarious!

***DM THOUGHTS IN BLUE***

DON’T YOU DARE!

Oh, hell yes. We are going to do this. The world deserves to know.

Those are our private thoughts, Christina!

Ha-ha! Not anymore!

Come on, babe. These are great. Other twin flames go through this exact kind of stuff. They can relate.

They are not blasting it online for the entire world to read!

I know. And that is a shame. So, we are going to. And, what do you mean by “the world”? We only have 106 followers.

Wait, let me roll this joint real quick.

Tee hee. I just felt a forehead slap from you just now. This will only take-

What, a second?

You know it. You don’t know me, but you know me so well.

***1:36PM 03-03-2022 15 MINUTES LATER***

This is the greatest band name ever: Cigarettes After Sex.

Here we go. I need to focus. My attention span is short right now. I can feel it. Plus, I keep peeking out the window for no reason at all.

Real quick, does Kieran feel it in 3D when I am stoned?

I should ask again.

Why do you keep asking?

Because answers change and shit.

The answer is still “YES”. I recorded it this time. Here is the video:

I love this song. It is a total ‘fuck me’ song.

Crap! I have to get ready for work. I am going to post the Best Thoughts That Come From DM During Astral Sex now:

“Put down the phone.”

“Well, if you would just cooperate…”

“Put down the jerky.”

“At least I waited until he left the car.”

“Turn over.”

“I did not get you drunk and high so that I could behave myself.”

“I can’t wait to get you pregnant.”

“Say my name.”

LOL!

I cannot believe you right now.

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    1. Crazy, right? And no, you are not nuts. You are chosen…like the rest of us. It is hard to grasp at first, I know…But, when you get tired of counting the coincidences because there are too damn many, you begin to realize all this must be going on. Now, find out what superpowers you have and what your purpose is on Earth. πŸ™‚ Give me a shout if you need any guidance with that. πŸ™‚ Thank you for reading!

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